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In a bizarre turn of events, Craig Wright, self-proclaimed Satoshi Nakamoto, is reportedly suing Apple for a jaw-dropping reason: the bitcoin white paper is allegedly hidden in new Apple Mac models. Wright, known for his flamboyant claims and controversial antics in the cryptocurrency world, insists that Apple’s secretive inclusion of the white paper in its latest Macs is a blatant violation of his intellectual property rights. In a statement, Wright said, “It’s outrageous! Apple is clearly trying to steal my thunder by making it too easy for people to access the white paper. How dare they make it convenient for millions of users to read the document that I claim to have authored? I demand justice, and I demand it in the form of a billion dollars!”
In response to Wright’s lawsuit, Apple has issued a tongue-in-cheek statement, saying, “We are shocked and perplexed by Mr. Wright’s claims. As far as we know, the bitcoin white paper is freely available on the internet and has been for over a decade. If Mr. Wright is upset about its inclusion in our Macs, perhaps he should consider suing the internet as well. We also remind him that claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto does not automatically grant him ownership of all things related to bitcoin, including its white paper. In fact, we suspect that this lawsuit might just be another attempt by Mr. Wright to grab attention and keep himself in the spotlight, as if being a self-proclaimed bitcoin creator isn’t attention-seeking enough.”
Vague story, but the following memes are way more fun
